I was thinking about collecting money to send to Eddie Murphy to have him "fixed". I guess that he probably could afford it but it seems like his goal in life is to have children. I just saw on the computer news that he has asked his girlfriend to marry him. AWWW. How sweet. EXCEPT, he just had a child with that Spice Girl. I'm not sure which spice it is? Scary ? Sporty? Cumin? I have never listened to a Spice Girls song in my life. He has 5 children by his ex wife. I think that I got sickened when he said " the baby wasn't his" and of course, it was. I have heard that line before. I would have liked him better if he said " it may NOT be his", but that would have required him to be a gentleman. How many women have heard that? Too Many, I think. I'm not even sure why I care. I don't know Eddie Murphy , the spice person or his new honey. I never will know them, so why should I care? I guess that it's because I know the pain of a child not being claimed by it's father. I feel so strongly about this that I will never see another one of his movies. That may be bad because I LOVE Shrek. Perhaps I need to get a life?

Hi friends, I just love finding these lists. Some of these lyrics are so bad that they shouldn't have been aired. Some of the songs I don't even know. Thank God. See what you think....The comments in ( ) are mine.
20. " If I was a sculptor but then again, No".
Elton John - YOUR SONG
19. " Lucky that my breast are small
and humble, so you don't confuse
them with Mountains".
Shakira- WHENEVER,WHEREVER
18. " I love you like a
fat kid loves cake".
50 Cent- 21 QUESTIONS ( I always knew that he was brilliant).
17. " There's an insect in your ear
if you scratch it won't disappear."
U2- STARING AT THE SUN ( Bono? Bono wrote this?)
16. "Relentless lust of rotting flesh
to thrash the tomb she lies
heathen whore of Satan's wrath
I spit at your demise".
Slayer- NECROPHILIAC ( I actually think that I know the woman that he wrote this about... her name is Lynne)
15. " Leaving was never my proud".
R.E.M. - LEAVING NEW YORK ( Proud???)
14. " I ain't never seen an ass like that.
The way you move it makes my pee pee
go doing-doing- doing."
Eminem- ASS LIKE THAT ( yes siree, that would turn me on).
13. " There were plants
and birds
and rocks
and things".
America- HORSE WITH NO NAME ( Now, THAT is really deep...)
12. " Time is like a clock
in my heart".
Culture Club- TIME ( no wonder Boy George has to tie people down to make them stay).
11. " I wish it was Sunday
That's my fun day
my I- don't - have- to- run-day."
The Bangles- MANIC MONDAY ( see...all you have to do is sound out words, just be sure it's the same word).
10. " I'm all out of faith
this is how I feel".
Natalie Imbruglia - TORN ( I actually liked this song. oops)
9. " Now you're amazed
by the VIP posse,
Steppin so hard
Like a German Nazi".
Vanilla Ice- PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC ( thank goodness that he specified. Those french and Italian Nazis are scary)
8. " My panty line shows
got a run in my hose.
My hair went flat.
Man, I hate that."
Shania Twain - HONEY I'M HOME ( nuff said)
7. " I don't think that I've
got the stomach
to stomach
calling you today".
Saves The Day- SEE YOU ( sad, very sad)
6. " Your butt is mine".
Michael Jackson - BAD ( little did we know, this was a prophecy).
5. " But in this ever-changing
world in which we live in".
Paul McCartney- LIVE AND LET DIE ( remember when we thought that Paul was such a good songwriter?)
4. " Young, black and famous
with money hangin
out the anus".
Puff Daddy- CAN'T NOBODY HOLD ME DOWN ( this makes me want to hurl... so does Puff Daddy).
3. " I don't like cities
but I like New York
other places
make me feel like a dork".
Madonna- I lOVE NEW YORK ( this is why Paris is known as the city of dorks?)
2. " War is stupid
and people are stupid".
Culture Club - WAR SONG.( It's Boy George,, what can we expect?)
1. " Coast to coast
L.A. to Chicago".
Sade- SMOOTH OPERATOR ( Did you know that they moved the coast? I didn't).

Ok folks.. that's it. Can you think of any bad lyrics that weren't included? Share please...

Tucker is 6 months old today. He is such a beautiful child. He does all of the things that 6 month babies do...but better. He sleeps all night now and giggles when you blow on his belly. He says" DA "even though he had never seen his dad. His mother's heart is broken because she dreamed of Tucker growing up around his daddy. She really can't conceive of a man making a child and then NOT being around it. His mother loves him and would lay down her life for him but she knows that it's just not the same as having a daddy around. Little boys need thier daddies. They need them to run behind the bicycle when they are learning to ride it. They need thier daddy to bait the hook at the fishing hole. They need them to show them where to put thier fingers on the football to throw it. They need thier daddy to assure them that they will get over the pain of thier first broken heart,They need thier daddy to look under the bed and chase away the monsters lurking beneath it. Mommies can do all of these things and Tucker's mommy will have to be the one to do it. But somehow it's just not the same. Tucker is 6 months old today. Somehow, I doubt that his daddy even cares.

I was going to post about Oscar the cat that predicts death in a nursing home but BC beat me to it. So... You know how your mind just wanders from one subject to another? That's what happened. I was thinking about when I started believing in God. I didn't have any kind of faith growing up. We weren't taken to church as kids and I didn't have any basis to lean on. I don't know if I would have been classified as an Atheist or an Agnostic. I just didn't believe in God. Fast forward a few years and I grew up and became a nurse. My very first job was in a nursing home. Up until then, I had never seen anyone die. Didn't really want to see it but.. the patients DID die. I started getting a really bad feeling about people dying alone. I just didn't think that it should happen. Several times the person was comatose and didn't even know that I was sitting there. I didn't care about that. I was determined that NO ONE would die alone on my shift. I would hold thier hands until they died and I would silently curse the families that didn't care enough to be there. Sometimes there weren't any families to come. One night an old black woman was dying. You could always tell when death was near because the breathing would change. This poor old woman had not said a word in weeks. I didn't expect her to even know that I was sitting beside her bed holding her hand. Suddenly, she got the most beautiful, the most peaceful smile on her face, looked at the ceiling and said " Hi, Jesus". That kind of freaked me out but I kept holding on to her hand. She turned her head looked straight at me and said, " Do you see Jesus?" This coming from a woman that had not spoken for weeks. She looked AT me. She spoke TO me. I felt as though I was in the presence of something Holy. SOMEONE Holy. Then she died. I felt her hand go limp and stood up to close her eyes. A white mist floated out of that woman and went into the ceiling. I saw it and I would swear to it. I sat down in the chair and began to cry. I don't know why I was crying. I guess that I knew that I had witnessed SOMETHING. Something that I was lucky enough to witness. It changed my life. It made me think and it made me start to learn to pray. I began to believe. My life changed that night and it's all because a dying woman wasn't really alone. Jesus was in the room with her. With us..

I just read an article that said that the coming hurricane season will be "busy" and "deadly". How comforting is that? I live 160 miles from the coast of Alabama. We don't get the worst of it but it can be very bad here. Three years ago, I was sitting in my den watching the hurricane warnings on TV and getting more spooked by the moment. I heard this CRACCCCCK sound and yelled "run" to my dogs. We all fled to my bedroom just as a giant sycamore tree fell right through my den roof where I had been sitting. I have no doubt that had I not heard the sound of the tree cracking, I would have been killed. Now, my oldest son and my grandson live on the coast and it worries me. All that I can do is pray. I do like to look at the names of the hurricanes that may ( or may not) come this year. I wonder who thinks of these names? Here they are...
1. Andrea- already hit, Not bad, thank God
2. Barry- That one has already come as well.
3. Chantal
4. Dean
5. Erin
6. Felix
7. Gabrielle
8. Humberto
9. Ingrid
10.Jerry
11. Karen
12. Lorenzo
13. Melissa
14. Noel
15. Olga
16. Pablo
17. Rebekah
18. Sebastian
19.Tanya
20. Van
21. Wendy
Anyone notice the Hispanic influence? If any of ya'll want to ride out a hurricane, come on down. I promise that it won't be boring...

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